DK's Best Achievements in Cinema - 2004
Movies that were considered (184):
3-Iron | 9 Songs | 13 going on 30 | 50 First Dates | 2046 | A Dirty Shame | A Gap in the Skin (Hada no sukima) | A Hole in My Heart | A Love Song for Bobby Long | A Moment to Remember | Alexander | Alfie | Alien vs. Predator | Along Came Polly | Alter Egos | Anatomy of Hell | Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | Around the Bend | Atash | Bad Education | Being Julia | Birth | Blade: Trinity | Breaking News | Breaking Vegas | Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason | Brotherhood | Brothers | Catwoman | Cavedweller | Cellular | Childstar | Chrystal | Closer | Club Dread | Collateral | Columbian Love | Control | Crash | Creep | Criminal | Cronicas | Cube Zero | Da Vinci Code Decoded | Darwin's Nightmare | Dawn of the Dead | Dead & Breakfast | Dead Fish | District B13 | Don't Move | Dorian Blues | Downfall | Eros | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind | Eulogy | Everyday People | EuroTrip | Exorcist: The Beginning | Fahrenheit 9/11 | Finding Neverland | Freak out | Freeze Frame | Garden State | Gunner Palance | Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle | Heights | Hellboy | Helter Skelter | Hotel Rwanda | I Heart Huckabees | I Robot | Imaginary Heroes | In Good Company | Incident at Loch Ness | Intern Academy | It's All Gone Pete Tong | Jack | Jiminy Glick in Lalawood | Kamikaze Girls | Kinsey | Knots | Layer Cake | Ladder 49 | Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events | Ma Mere | Man about Dog | Man on Fire | Maria Full of Grace | Mean Creek | Medurat Hashevet (Campfire) | Meet the Fockers | Melinda and Melinda | Million Dollar Baby | Mindhunters | Mysterious Skin | Napoleon Dynamite | Nina | Ocean's Twelve | Only Human | One Point O | Palindromes | Pinocchio 3000 | Post coitum | Primer | Ray | R-Point | Resident Evil: Apocalypse | Riding Giants | Ryan | Samaria | Saw | Secret Window | Sexual Life | Shark Tale | Shrek 2 | Shutter | Siblings | Sideways | Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow | Soul Plane | Spanglish | Species III | Spider Forest | Spider-Man 2 | Stage Beauty | Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation | Starsky & Hutch | Strings | Sugar | Super Size me | Survive Style 5+ | Suspect Zero | Team America: World Police | The 7th Day | The Assassination of Richard Nixon | The Aviator | The Bourne Supremacy | The Butterfly Effect | The Clearing | The Cutting Edge: The Magic of Movie Editing | The Day after Tomorrow | The Devil and Daniel Webster | The Door in the Floor | The Edukators | The Final Cut | The Five People you Meet in Heaven | The Girl Next Door | The Grudge | The Guests (Ushpizin) | The Incredibles | The Ladykillers | The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou | The Life and Death of Peter Sellers | The Machinist | The Man | The Manchurian Candidate | The Merchant of Venice | The Notebook | The Passion of the Christ | The Phantom of the Opera | The Polar Express | The President's Barber | The Raspberry Reich | The Sea Inside | The Syrian Bride | The Taste of Tea | The Terminal | The Village | The Woodsman | Thinking XXX | Three Extremes | Tremors 4: The Legend Begins | Troy | Turn Left at the End of the World | Twist of Faith | Uno | Urban Martial Arts Action | Van Helsing | Vera Drake | Walk on Water | Whisky | White Chicks | Yo puta | Zebraman.
Most Promising Young Actress: Dakota Fanning for Man on Fire, Elle Fanning for The Door in the Floor, Hannah Pilkes for The Woodsman.|
Most Interesting Actress: Jennifer Jason Leigh for The Machinist, Childstar and Palindromes.
Most Dedicated Actor: Charistian Bale for The Machinist.
"Will Sell my Mom, Religion and Soul for Money" Award: Mel Gibson for The Passion of the Christ.
"I have no Plot for my Blockbuster" Award: Stephen Sommers for Van Helsing.
"This Formula Worked on my Previous Movie, Why not Use it again to make more Millions" Award: Michael Moore for Fahrenheit 9/11.
The Shyamalan Lifetime Achievement Award for Moronic Plot-Twists: M. Night Shyamalan for The Village.
"Politically Correctness Preaching"/"Most Obvious Propaganda" Award: The Edukators.
Most Shameless AND Shameful Franchise: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.
Most Shameless AND Deceiving Advertisement Campaign: Yo Puta.
Most Deceiving Trailer: 2046.
"I Decided to Bore you to Death" Award: Kar Wai Wong for 2046.
Worst Writing: Ben Ripley for Species III.
Worst Horror: Club Dread, The Grudge.
Worst Thriller: Cellular.
Worst Mystery: The Village.
Worst Indie: The Raspberry Reich.
Worst Blockbuster: The Day after Tomorrow.
Worst Prequel: Exorcist: The Beginning.
Worst Sequel: Species III.
Worst Spin Off: Catwoman.
Worst Comedy: 13 Going On 30.
Best DVD Commentary: Thomas Haden Church and Paul Giamatti for Sideways.